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Hi. You live next door to me which I found out when we both left at the same time and boarded the elevator together. It was love at first sight for me. You? Probably not, but I think I saw a spark the other day when we were in the elevator together again. We run across each other so often you must think I'm stalking you (or are you stalking me?) I probably WOULD stalk you but I'm way too busy and who's got the time or the determination to keep their eye glued to the keyhole all day (maybe David Blaine does). Anyway, if I'm feeling all pervy, there's plenty of porntube. I wrote a poem about you the other day. I have to admit it got kinda twisted and dark toward the end so I had to scrap some of it and it's not quite finished yet. I had a dream last night that we got stuck in the elevator together when the power went out. Sometimes my dreams come true.